Wit and Sarcasm

Chattering Wind Up Teeth

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The Wind Up Chattering Teeth is a hilarious desk toy.

This smiling wind up toy will provide you with some good office fun and stress relief. Wind one up to have a set of bouncing biters on your desk.
For even more fun, get more than one of these chattering choppers and host a race with your co-workers (you might end up with some crazy results; these teeth have a mind of their own). Let the Wind Up Chattering Teeth hop around your workspace and you’ll be flashing a smile of your own pearly whites in no time.

T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley, these are, not to put too fine a point on it, the sine qua non of gagdom, the ne plus ultra of spring-driven frivolity. Ours are 2-1/2″ dia, with a wind-up key.

$5.99

Chilling Tales Mug

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Featuring 27 classic horror and gothic stories, the Chilling Tales mug is the perfect gift for anyone who likes hair-raising horror fiction and a comforting cuppa.

$21.99

Definitely Not Weed Pouch

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Nothing to see here. This pouch contains only paper clips and loose change. Move along... This hilarious 'Personal Organizer" makes a great gift idea. Arrives in a classy gift box.

$14.99

Draggin Ass Mug

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You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This 16 ounce mug is perfect when you're feeling a little "under the weather" after a big night out.

Coffee, tea and hot chocolate lover, enjoy your favorite hot beverage at home or work. The perfect gift for your sister, brother, wife, husband, coworker, boss, boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend; each mug comes in a open sided gift-worthy box

$21.99

Everything Will Be F*cking Ok Mug

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A mug saying what you really need to hear.

$24.99

F*ck Yeah Mug

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You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

$14.99

Fierce Mug

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You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

$19.99

Frog Toothbrush Holder

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Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun.
Universal holder fits all toothbrush sizes. Strong suction cup sticks to smooth surface.

$5.99

Fur Elise Crank Music Box

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Fur Elise Crank Music Box

Original hand crank music box.
Try on wood or glass or try different surfaces for a new sound. Screws included. Makes a sweet gift.

$11.99

Giant Avocado Pool Float

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Green, fun and summery!

If you’re always fighting with the other supermarket shoppers to get the perfectly ripe avocado, you came to the right place. Get your ripe avocado ready, without worrying about it going bad before lunch!

$39.99

Gift Card

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$-1.00

Gumball Machine Maker

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Super sweet stunts! Build your own gumball machines and learn physics lessons in the process. A turn of a handle dispenses one gumball at a time out of the clear storage globe and down the track. The gumballs land in a collection cup and can easily and sanitarily be returned to the globe for another run. The track segments can be moved around on the base to create an almost limitless number of different gumball machines.

$59.99

High On Life Pouch

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If you are one of the lucky citizens of Alaska, Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Massachusetts or California you can now just stash your weed right in plain sight (and even announce proudly what's inside!) For those you in the other 43 oppressive, closed-minded states your gonna have to keep hiding it in that Altoids tin and stuff it under your mattress.

$14.99

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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Blue Q "Horny for food" oven mitt.

$19.99

Hot, Hot Vegetarian Oven Mitt

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Blue Q "Hot, Hot Vegetarian" oven mitt.

$19.99

I Googled My Symptoms Mug

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Express yourself as you enjoy your favourite drink with the I Googled My Symptoms Mug.

$14.99

I Should Have Known That

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A trivia game about things you oughta know!
...I should have known that! is an addictively entertaining trivia game with over 400 questions about things that you should know. In contrast to traditional trivia formats, you don't receive points for answering questions correctly. Instead, points are subtracted for every incorrect answer!

One thing is for sure: it will only be a matter of time before you hear yourself say...Doh!...I should have known that!

$31.99

I Try to Act Nonchalant Mug

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I try to act nonchalant but inside I am actually chalant AF.

$24.99

I Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug

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Feel sexy as hell in the morning drinking from your mug!

$24.99

I'm A Lil Barista Apron

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Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

$24.99

I'm Not Saying You're Stupid… Trivia Party Game

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I'm Not Saying You're Stupid... is a trivia game where players try to guess the right answer, but also guess which player has the most wrong answer.

The game contains 110 trivia cards with 4 questions on each card. It also contains 9 I'm Not Saying You're Stupid... cards.

At the beginning of the game each player gets paper and a pen to write their answers on. Also one player is designated as the score keeper. Each player also gets one of the I'm Not Saying You're Stupid... cards.

Charged Cotton has the comfort of cotton, but dries much faster. 4-way stretch construction moves better in every direction

$31.99

I'm a Ray of Sunshine Koozie

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Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie. It's a hot summer day and the sun is shining bright... but not as bright as you, you magnificent bastard. Keep your beer cold and your smile big with this amazing beer can cooler.

$19.99

I'm an Adventure Man

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Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

$19.99

Im a Ray of Sunshine Mug

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Your morning coffee with a touch of bitter sarcasm.

Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark. This ceramic coffee mug holds 16oz of glorious sarcastic coffee and is crafted from high quality ceramic with an amazing yellow glaze.

$24.99

Im Dead Now What - Organizer

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Yes, it has a quirky cover design that will appeal to certain sensibilities, but the contents of this peace-of-mind planner are no-nonsense. Use it to gather those vital details about your contacts, legal matters, health, financial affairs, instructions, and more. Enter the information in this guided planner, and keep it in a secure location. Valuable and practical, it is a tremendous gift for your family and personal representatives.

$19.99

Let's Suffer Through Monogamy Together Mug

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Is there a sweeter expression of love and devotion than this phrase?

$24.99

Libra Astrology Safety Matches

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LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Libra Traits:
• Diplomatic
• People-Pleaser
• Passive-Aggressive
• Indecisive
• Superficial
• Flirt

Wooden matchsticks with colored heads to match each glass jar's label. Strike on bottom.

$14.99

Live Feed

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Bird watching is about to go viral! Fred’s LIVE FEED is a cleverly designed bird feeder that provides endless entertainment for you and your pets.
The quality acrylic feeder measures 8.5 x 3.5 x 5" and sticks to your window for a strong, secure hold. Includes 2 suction cups.

$49.99

Lobster Mobster

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Lobster Mobster - A game of ever-changing rules!

Find out who’s going to be ‘sleeping with the fishes’ and who will claw their way to the top in this family party game. Flip a card and do what it says, but watch out for Keep cards, which add new rules to the game. Break the rules by getting caught using your thumbs or checking your phone and you’ll face the Lobster Mobster! Roll the right combination to avoid taking a fishbone token. The first player to collect five fish-bone tokens ‘sleeps with the fishes' and the game is over!

$27.99

Motherclucker Mug

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Express yourself as you enjoy your favourite drink with the Motherclucker Mug.

$14.99