Wit and Sarcasm

Sorry I'm Late... Ceramic Mug

Sorry I'm late. I was giving my dog hundreds of tiny little kisses... Ceramic Mug

Father of the God Damn Year Mug

Father of the God Damn Year.

Blue Q Love Me A Good Poop Mens Socks

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock.

Swing Time

Remember the idyllic summer fun of a tire swing hanging from a big oak in the backyard?
Let your neighborhood birds experience the same joy while eating the seed you've left for them. Ceramic tire is supplied complete with a hanging rope.

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

Blue Q "Pizza's here" oven mitt.

Silly Straw Glasses

What a great way to sip your beverage of choice!

Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

Keep your claws keen with this set of cat patterned emery boards.
Great for travel in their quirky matchbox. 12 files per box.

Dad Jokes Cards

100 of the best dad jokes and puns
High-quality, durable cards for long-lasting laughs
Compact and portable—ideal for travel, outings, or family events
Perfect gift for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion
Fantastic icebreakers and conversation starters

Im a Ray of Sunshine Mug

Your morning coffee with a touch of bitter sarcasm.

Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark. This ceramic coffee mug holds 16oz of glorious sarcastic coffee and is crafted from high quality ceramic with an amazing yellow glaze.

3D Cats Playing Cards

3-D lenticular poker size playing cards.
Lenticular poker size playing cards. 52 different cat images and 2 dog jokers.

I'm A Lil Barista Apron

Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

Weed Farm To Table Apron

Flattering fit for men and women! Made from soft, extra sturdy 100% heavy cotton twill.

Gift Card

Virgo Astrology Safety Matches

VIRGO " Hair on Fire". Safety matches to match your sign.
August 23 - September 22

Virgo Traits:
- Perfectionist
- Hypochondriac
- Methodical
- Critical
- Hyperactive
- Self-Involved

Sold in packs of 4. Wooden matchsticks with colored heads to match each glass jar's label. Strike on bottom.

Blue Q Mind Reader Socks

You just happened to know I needed a hot fudge sundae at this very moment? What are you some kind of mind reader!?

Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q I Made A Good Kid Women Socks

Women's Blue Q "I made a good kid" Socks. You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10.

Im Dead Now What - Organizer

Yes, it has a quirky cover design that will appeal to certain sensibilities, but the contents of this peace-of-mind planner are no-nonsense. Use it to gather those vital details about your contacts, legal matters, health, financial affairs, instructions, and more. Enter the information in this guided planner, and keep it in a secure location. Valuable and practical, it is a tremendous gift for your family and personal representatives.

Whoopee Cushion

Windy bags of fun. An all-time favourite novelty. Whoopee cushions can put a smile on the face of even the most sensible family member – sneak it under the cushion of an unsuspecting relative. Made of natural rubber latex.

F*ck Yeah Mug

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

Fierce Mug

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

My Gift to You Mug

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This 16 ounce mug is perfect when you're feeling a little "under the weather" after a big night out.

Coffee Tea & Hot Chocolate Lovers Enjoy your favorite hot beverage at home or work. Superior Quality Crafted from porcelain and is dishwasher and microwave safe (hand washing is recommended). A Style for Every Personality The perfect gift for your sister brother wife husband coworker boss boyfriend girlfriend or best friend each mug comes in a open sided gift-worthy box

Nice Shot Golf Glove The Bird

PERFECTLY EXPRESSIVE - Etiquette and competition, two conflicting aspects of golf, can be tricky to navigate. The original "The Bird" golf glove strikes the perfect balance. Convey a compliment while staying true to the competitive nature of the sport--without having to speak a word. OPTIMAL FIT FOR COMFORT - Fasten the adjustable Velcro tab to make the base as snug or loose as desired, allowing your hand to make a NICE SHOT under the most comfortable conditions.

QUALITY-MADE - Traditionally hand-cut and hand-stitched with premium AAA sheep skin cabretta leather that forms to your hand for a snug yet flexible fit. Engineered perforations enhance breathability. Light and durable, this tour-quality glove is as stylish as it is unique. ALL-WEATHER - Master your grip and play like a pro rain or shine in this water-resistant, sweat-resistant glove. Retail Package : 4.3" (W) x 0.2" (D) x 10.8" (H), Weight : 0.2 lb

Drinks are on Me Coaster

This "Drinks are on me" Coaster makes a fun decorative accessory for your most generous house guests. Crafted out of cork and ceramic with stylish gold lettering accenting its clean white surface, this coaster ensures that your guests will take you up on your offer.

The Good Shit Coaster

Your guests won't have to wonder what you're serving them with this cheeky "The Good Shit" Coaster. Crafted out of ceramic and cork with elegant gold lettering, this coaster will definitely make your guests feel like they're the privileged few.

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Mug

This meeting is bullshit.

Draggin Ass Mug

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This 16 ounce mug is perfect when you're feeling a little "under the weather" after a big night out.

Coffee, tea and hot chocolate lover, enjoy your favorite hot beverage at home or work. The perfect gift for your sister, brother, wife, husband, coworker, boss, boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend; each mug comes in a open sided gift-worthy box

Everything Will Be F*cking Ok Mug

Everything will be fucking ok.
It really will be...

I Try to Act Nonchalant Mug

I try to act nonchalant but inside I am actually chalant AF.

I Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug

Feel sexy as hell in the morning drinking from your mug!

Blue Q Real Solid Dude Mens Socks

Sometimes a non-complement complement is the most complement-y complement to complement.