Gift and Confectionary
You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This 16 ounce mug is perfect when you're feeling a little "under the weather" after a big night out. Coffee Tea & Hot Chocolate Lovers Enjoy your favorite hot beverage at home or work. Superior Quality Crafted from porcelain and is dishwasher and microwave safe (hand washing is recommended). A Style for Every Personality The perfect gift for your sister brother wife husband coworker boss boyfriend girlfriend or best friend each mug comes in a open sided gift-worthy box
Blue Q "Pizza's here" oven mitt.
This meeting is bullshit.
I am a ray of fucking sunshine. Ceramic Coffee Mug.
Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark.
Your morning coffee with a touch of bitter sarcasm.
Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark. This ceramic coffee mug holds 16oz of glorious sarcastic coffee and is crafted from high quality ceramic with an amazing yellow glaze.
You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This 16 ounce mug is perfect when you're feeling a little "under the weather" after a big night out. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate lover, enjoy your favorite hot beverage at home or work. The perfect gift for your sister, brother, wife, husband, coworker, boss, boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend; each mug comes in a open sided gift-worthy box
A mug saying what you really need to hear.
When a woman is in her "Bangs Phase" just stay the f**k... she's going through some serious sh*t right now. Custom designed refrigerator magnet.
Dimensions: 2" x 3" Square
I intentionally overtighten jars. F**k anyone weaker than me. Custom designed refrigerator magnet.
Dimensions: 2" x 3" Square
I try to act nonchalant but inside I am actually chalant AF.
Feel sexy as hell in the morning drinking from your mug!
I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes.
Blue Q Men's Worst Gift Socks. Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!
Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie.
It's a hot summer day and the sun is shining bright... but not as bright as you, you magnificent bastard. Keep your beer cold and your smile big with this amazing beer can cooler.
Nothing to see here. This pouch contains only paper clips and loose change. Move along... This hilarious 'Personal Organizer" makes a great gift idea. Arrives in a classy gift box.
If you are one of the lucky citizens of Alaska, Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Massachusetts or California you can now just stash your weed right in plain sight (and even announce proudly what's inside!) For those you in the other 43 oppressive, closed-minded states your gonna have to keep hiding it in that Altoids tin and stuff it under your mattress.
Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun. Universal holder fits all toothbrush sizes. Strong suction cup sticks to smooth surface.
A fun stacking game for 1 or more people. Remove and stack the blocks, but dont be the one to knock it over! Instructions included.
Little ones often dig into things they shouldn't. Give them something charming, and a bit challenging, to occupy their curious hands with this family friendly carrot stacking game.
Topped with a precarious bunny that could take a playful tumble at any moment, this game is perfect for keeping kids entertained during independent play or with multiple players.
September 23 - October 22
50 pink-tipped 3-inch safety matches in lidded glass bottle
Bird watching is about to go viral! Freds LIVE FEED is a cleverly designed bird feeder that provides endless entertainment for you and your pets. The quality acrylic feeder measures 8.5 x 3.5 x 5" and sticks to your window for a strong, secure hold. Includes 2 suction cups.
Remember the idyllic summer fun of a tire swing hanging from a big oak in the backyard? Let your neighborhood birds experience the same joy while eating the seed you've left for them. Ceramic tire is supplied complete with a hanging rope.
Unlock the secrets of the ancient and mystical art of the Tarot and plot your path to spiritual growth with The Essential Tarot Book and Card Set. Follow the simple instructions in the guidebook to discover the meanings behind the mysterious imagery of the cards and learn how to conduct your own Tarot readings.
Women's Blue Q "I made a good kid" Socks. You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10.
Women's Blue Q "Watch out, I'll f*cking hug you" Socks
This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any gift!
- 3 colour options: orange, black or grey
- Includes 3 hairballs to shoot
*Please specify colour in special request box*
Green, fun and summery!
Get your ripe avocado ready, without worrying about it going bad before lunch!
Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.
3-D lenticular poker size playing cards.
Lenticular poker size playing cards. 52 different cat images and 2 dog jokers.
Purr-perfect for any Yogi Cat lover! These five hand-painted kitties will add a touch of zen to any magnetic surface or refrigerator! Designed by Eiko Simada! Meow-maste!
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