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Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

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Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

Keep your claws keen with this set of cat patterned emery boards.
Great for travel in their quirky matchbox. 12 files per box.

$3.99

Chattering Wind Up Teeth

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The Wind Up Chattering Teeth is a hilarious desk toy.

This smiling wind up toy will provide you with some good office fun and stress relief. Wind one up to have a set of bouncing biters on your desk.
For even more fun, get more than one of these chattering choppers and host a race with your co-workers (you might end up with some crazy results; these teeth have a mind of their own). Let the Wind Up Chattering Teeth hop around your workspace and you’ll be flashing a smile of your own pearly whites in no time.

T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley, these are, not to put too fine a point on it, the sine qua non of gagdom, the ne plus ultra of spring-driven frivolity. Ours are 2-1/2″ dia, with a wind-up key.

$5.99

Frog Toothbrush Holder

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Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun.
Universal holder fits all toothbrush sizes. Strong suction cup sticks to smooth surface.

$5.99

Rabbit Toothbrush Holder

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Taking a journey thru our new woodland collection makes brushing your teeth fun.
Universal holder fits all toothbrush sizes. Strong suction cup sticks to smooth surface.

$5.99

Silly Straw Glasses

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What a great way to sip your beverage of choice!

$8.99

3-D Bird Playing Cards

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3-D lenticular poker size playing cards. These beautiful illustrations featuring drawings by John James Audubon.

$11.99

3D Cats Playing Cards

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3-D lenticular poker size playing cards.
Lenticular poker size playing cards. 52 different cat images and 2 dog jokers.

$11.99

Beware of Me Before Coffee Tombstone Mug

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If you're the kind of person who's a bit "dead" before their morning coffee, then the Burton + Burton Beware of Me Before Coffee Tombstone Mug is the perfect brew vessel for you. This Halloween-themed coffee mug is not just a caffeine dispenser; it's a spooky statement piece for your morning routine.

Why Choose the Beware of Me Before Coffee Tombstone Mug?

- Haunted Aesthetic: This black ceramic coffee mug features a tombstone design that's perfect for adding a touch of Halloween spirit to your kitchen.
- Orange Interior: The vibrant orange interior adds a pop of color and contrast, making it a fun and eye-catching piece.
- Spooky Message: With 'Beware' etched on the front, it's a playful way to warn others about your pre-coffee state.
- High-Quality Craftsmanship: Burton + Burton is known for their quality products, ensuring this mug will serve you for many Halloweens to come.
- Perfect Gift: Whether for yourself or a fellow coffee-loving Halloween enthusiast, this mug makes a fantastic gift.

$11.99

Fur Elise Crank Music Box

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Fur Elise Crank Music Box

Original hand crank music box.
Try on wood or glass or try different surfaces for a new sound. Screws included. Makes a sweet gift.

$11.99

Bucket List Mug

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Express yourself as you enjoy your favourite drink with the bucket list mug.

$14.99

Definitely Not Weed Pouch

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Nothing to see here. This pouch contains only paper clips and loose change. Move along... This hilarious 'Personal Organizer" makes a great gift idea. Arrives in a classy gift box.

$14.99

F*ck Yeah Mug

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You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY ANYTHING mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. There's a perfect 16 ounce mug for you and for everyone you know!

$14.99

High On Life Pouch

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If you are one of the lucky citizens of Alaska, Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Massachusetts or California you can now just stash your weed right in plain sight (and even announce proudly what's inside!) For those you in the other 43 oppressive, closed-minded states your gonna have to keep hiding it in that Altoids tin and stuff it under your mattress.

$14.99

I Googled My Symptoms Mug

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Express yourself as you enjoy your favourite drink with the I Googled My Symptoms Mug.

$14.99

Libra Astrology Safety Matches

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LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Libra Traits:
• Diplomatic
• People-Pleaser
• Passive-Aggressive
• Indecisive
• Superficial
• Flirt

Wooden matchsticks with colored heads to match each glass jar's label. Strike on bottom.

$14.99

Motherclucker Mug

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Express yourself as you enjoy your favourite drink with the Motherclucker Mug.

$14.99

The Cat Has A Hairball

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This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any gift!

- 3 colour options: orange, black or grey
- Includes 3 hairballs to shoot

*Please specify colour in special request box*

$14.99

Virgo Astrology Safety Matches

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VIRGO " Hair on Fire". Safety matches to match your sign.
August 23 - September 22

Virgo Traits:
- Perfectionist
- Hypochondriac
- Methodical
- Critical
- Hyperactive
- Self-Involved

Sold in packs of 4. Wooden matchsticks with colored heads to match each glass jar's label. Strike on bottom.

$14.99

Twisted Puzzle Books

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Ginger Fox Twisted Word Search Puzzle Book

If you love word searches then this is the book for you. Includes over 100 word search puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist. Fresh and fun new take on the traditional word search book Whether it's finding secret words within words or filling out the missing word, this book is guaranteed to give you a good challenge 128 page word search puzzle book

$15.99

Rocket Balloon With Pump

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Just pump them up and let them go to see them zoom all over the room! Get everyone’s attention with these fun and colorful balloons! Kit includes 30 multi-colored balloons and pump.

• Pumped up and letter fly great for outdoor and indoor play fantastic active fun
• Hand pump with special nozzle to inflate the balloons how big can you get them? How far will they fly?
• Contains 30 multi-colored balloons extra balloons available separately
• Balloons Made from a premium latex completely non-toxic and child safe
• A great gift for boys and girls 3+ years

$18.99

A Soap for Bitch, Please

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Rusty Nail Scented
Fragrance: Lemon, Lime, Basil

$19.99

Blue Q Baddest of All Asses Socks

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Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!

$19.99

Blue Q Be Yourself Socks

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Women's Blue Q "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" socks

$19.99

Blue Q Dressy Socks

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Women's Blue Q "These Are My Dressy Socks" Socks

$19.99

Blue Q Get Out Of My Kitchen Socks

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Women's Blue Q "Get the hell out of my kitchen" Socks

$19.99

Blue Q I Am Going to Get Shit Done Later Socks

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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

$19.99

Blue Q I Love My Job Socks

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Women's Blue Q "I love my job... Haha, just kidding" Socks

$19.99

Blue Q I Made A Good Kid Women Socks

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Women's Blue Q "I made a good kid" Socks. You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10.

$19.99

Blue Q I'll Hug You Socks

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Women's Blue Q "Watch out, I'll f*cking hug you" Socks

$19.99