Wit and Sarcasm

Drinks are on Me Coaster

This "Drinks are on me" Coaster makes a fun decorative accessory for your most generous house guests. Crafted out of cork and ceramic with stylish gold lettering accenting its clean white surface, this coaster ensures that your guests will take you up on your offer.

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Mug

This meeting is bullshit.

Everything Will Be F*cking Ok Mug

Everything will be fucking ok.
It really will be...

Father of the God Damn Year Mug

Father of the God Damn Year.

I Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Mug

Feel sexy as hell in the morning drinking from your mug!

Blue Q Love Me A Good Poop Mens Socks

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock.

I'm an Adventure Man

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm a Ray of Sunshine Koozie

Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie. It's a hot summer day and the sun is shining bright... but not as bright as you, you magnificent bastard. Keep your beer cold and your smile big with this amazing beer can cooler.

A Candle for Bitch, Please

Rusty Nail Scented Fragrance: Lemon, Lime, Basil

Blue Q Baddest of All Asses Socks

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!

Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

Cat Paw Match Box Nail Files

Keep your claws keen with this set of cat patterned emery boards.
Great for travel in their quirky matchbox. 12 files per box.

Swing Time

Remember the idyllic summer fun of a tire swing hanging from a big oak in the backyard?
Let your neighborhood birds experience the same joy while eating the seed you've left for them. Ceramic tire is supplied complete with a hanging rope.

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

Blue Q "Pizza's here" oven mitt.

Silly Straw Glasses

What a great way to sip your beverage of choice!

Blue Q F Work Socks

F work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!

Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

How To Swear Around The World

Discover the best, weirdest, and most colorful swear words from different languages and cultures. Master the art of international insults, from Dutch to Tigrinya, and everything in between. Perfect for those who love dark humor and aren't afraid to offend or be offended. Take this deck with you on your travels or to liven up your next party.

I'm A Lil Barista Apron

Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

3D Cats Playing Cards

3-D lenticular poker size playing cards.
Lenticular poker size playing cards. 52 different cat images and 2 dog jokers.

Chattering Wind Up Teeth

The Wind Up Chattering Teeth is a hilarious desk toy.

This smiling wind up toy will provide you with some good office fun and stress relief. Wind one up to have a set of bouncing biters on your desk.
For even more fun, get more than one of these chattering choppers and host a race with your co-workers (you might end up with some crazy results; these teeth have a mind of their own). Let the Wind Up Chattering Teeth hop around your workspace and you’ll be flashing a smile of your own pearly whites in no time.

T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley, these are, not to put too fine a point on it, the sine qua non of gagdom, the ne plus ultra of spring-driven frivolity. Ours are 2-1/2″ dia, with a wind-up key.

Blue Q Worst Gift Ever Socks

Blue Q Men's Worst Gift Socks. Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

Blue Q I'm A Golf Guy Socks

Men's Blue Q "I'm a golf guy. BIG golf guy." socks.

Virgo Astrology Safety Matches

VIRGO " Hair on Fire". Safety matches to match your sign.
August 23 - September 22

Virgo Traits:
- Perfectionist
- Hypochondriac
- Methodical
- Critical
- Hyperactive
- Self-Involved

Sold in packs of 4. Wooden matchsticks with colored heads to match each glass jar's label. Strike on bottom.

Weed Farm To Table Apron

Flattering fit for men and women! Made from soft, extra sturdy 100% heavy cotton twill.

Blue Q Mind Reader Socks

You just happened to know I needed a hot fudge sundae at this very moment? What are you some kind of mind reader!?

Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q This Meeting is BS Socks

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT!

Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Gift Card

Blue Q I Made A Good Kid Women Socks

Women's Blue Q "I made a good kid" Socks. You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10.

Blue Q Sisters are the Shit Socks

I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing!

Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Im Dead Now What - Organizer

Yes, it has a quirky cover design that will appeal to certain sensibilities, but the contents of this peace-of-mind planner are no-nonsense. Use it to gather those vital details about your contacts, legal matters, health, financial affairs, instructions, and more. Enter the information in this guided planner, and keep it in a secure location. Valuable and practical, it is a tremendous gift for your family and personal representatives.

Whoopee Cushion

Windy bags of fun. An all-time favourite novelty. Whoopee cushions can put a smile on the face of even the most sensible family member – sneak it under the cushion of an unsuspecting relative. Made of natural rubber latex.